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Things a 14 month old does not know.

Conor’s brain is a sponge these days.  He is growing by leaps and bounds – it’s amazing to watch the things he picks up on!  He can point out his head, belly, and toes, says lots of words and can identify many animals.  Here are some of the things he hasn’t quite grasped yet.

A tomato is not a ball.

Pool water is not for drinking.  Neither is bath water.

The dog is not a chair.

Weekends are for sleeping in.

The top of the table does not look better with dents in it.

Markers don’t go well in the cornbread batter.

Wiping your hands and face after eating is not a form of torture.

Shoes don’t go on your hands.

It’s okay to drive the Walk ‘n Ride forwards, in addition to backing up.

Not everything that is yellow and orange is a duck.

Also, not all ducks are yellow and orange.

smarty pants
  • Kelly - "Neither is bath water."

    "Weekends are for sleeping in."

    Some almost 4 year olds don't know this either. 🙂

    That is the cutest picture ever!ReplyCancel

  • Nana and Grandpa - So funny and so true. Love the smirk on his face.ReplyCancel

  • Lauren - Oh my gosh, I LOVE this post. I feel like you wrote it about Ella! Too funny.ReplyCancel

  • Mimi - That little face just melts my heart!! It is so much fun watching them grow and learn and all the humorous things they do (though sometimes you wish you could push the pause button).ReplyCancel

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